Tag Archives: Catholic

The #2 Pencil

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. … Continue reading

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Send The Bill to My Brother-n-Law

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.He … Continue reading

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It’s that time of year!

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies; “I have a question to ask you but I don’t … Continue reading

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Marketing

Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One had a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding a Star of  David. Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but put money … Continue reading

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Confession

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on … Continue reading

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Vegas Churches

Vegas Churches accept gambling chips. THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH … Continue reading

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It’s Halloween

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to … Continue reading

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Health Insurance

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart … Continue reading

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Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for … Continue reading

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Catholic coffee conversation

Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic … Continue reading

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