Tag Archives: Church

Super Bowl Tickets

A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation etc, But he didn’t realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding – … Continue reading

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Holy Humor

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular … Continue reading

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The Sunday Paper

“WHERE is my SUNDAY newspaper?!” I loudly demanded while on the phone with the newspaper office. “Sir”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY.” I sat there for quite a … Continue reading

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Al Sharpton

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black  Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and … Continue reading

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Leroy’s Hearing

In a St. Louis church one Sunday morning, the preacher said “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was … Continue reading

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Lyin’ never pays

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He … Continue reading

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The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. Then again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an … Continue reading

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Innocence is Priceless

One Sunday morning in 1944, the pastor noticed little Ronnie standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year … Continue reading

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Sunday morning sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a … Continue reading

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Sunday’s Sermon

A Minister decided to do something a little different. He said ‘Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing … Continue reading

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