Tag Archives: Confession

The New Texas Priest

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of … Continue reading

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The Retirement Party

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.  A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, … Continue reading

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The Last Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: ‘I have something I must confess.’ ‘There’s no need to, ‘his wife replied. ‘No,’ he insisted, ‘I want to die in peace. I slept with … Continue reading

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New Priest in Texas

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of … Continue reading

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Die in Peace

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: ‘I have something I must confess.’ ‘There’s no need to, ‘his wife replied. ‘No,’ he insisted, ‘I want to die in peace. I slept with … Continue reading

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Bless me Father for I Have Sinned

‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’. The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.”And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father. I … Continue reading

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Nookie Green

A man went to the confessional and said: ‘Father it’s has been one month since my last confession.  I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.’ The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three … Continue reading

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Forgive me Father

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the church. He pull aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars … Continue reading

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