Tag Archives: Congregation

Holy Humor

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular … Continue reading

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Happy Easter

PASTOR: “Praise The Lord!” CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!” PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablets, laptops, iPads, smart phones, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.” P-A-U-S-E-………. “Now let us pray … Continue reading

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Leroy’s Hearing

In a St. Louis church one Sunday morning, the preacher said “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was … Continue reading

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April 15-Taxes Due

Father O’Malley answers his phone: “Hello… is this Father O’Malley?” “It Tis!” “This is the IRS.” “Well then, how can I help you?” “Do you know a Mr.Ted Houlihan?” “Yes, Yes I do!” “Is he a member of your congregation?” … Continue reading

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The Retirement Party

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.  A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, … Continue reading

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Sunday’s Sermon

A Minister decided to do something a little different. He said ‘Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing … Continue reading

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“Hallelujah!!”

A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw … Continue reading

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Amen!

A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started … Continue reading

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Leroy in Detroit

In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his … Continue reading

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Children’s Sermon

A Catholic priest was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front … Continue reading

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