Tag Archives: Dad

Thanksgiving Divorce

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in … Continue reading

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Little Larry

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad, why … Continue reading

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Lunch at the Mall

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The Stranger

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger  who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger … Continue reading

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There are worse things

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition … Continue reading

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486-5731

‘Hello?’ ‘Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’ ‘No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’ After a brief pause, Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’ ‘Oh, yes I do, and … Continue reading

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Farm Life

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he … Continue reading

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Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie’ with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities. “There’s a car … Continue reading

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Dog in Heat

A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.” “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask you father. I think he’s in … Continue reading

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Potentially and Realisically,

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?’ The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for … Continue reading

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