Tag Archives: Dinner

The Dinner Blessing

A Mom invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what you hear Mommy … Continue reading

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The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and … Continue reading

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Marriage Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from … Continue reading

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Viagra Side Effects

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I’m not hungry right now. “It’s this Viagra,” … Continue reading

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Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how¬† many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there¬† are three kinds of boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, … Continue reading

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The Ocean View Restaurant

A group of 15-year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because they only had $6.00 among them and Jane Johnson, that … Continue reading

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Hot to Trot

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they … Continue reading

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The Red Flower

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and … Continue reading

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The First Time

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out … Continue reading

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Housework

Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She … Continue reading

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