Tag Archives: Doctor

The Secret To Long Life

A  doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I  couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!  What … Continue reading

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Birth Control For Grandma

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As … Continue reading

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Toilet Seat All Fixed

My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the fancy wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out shopping. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter … Continue reading

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Old Folks

I’m 73 and yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all of my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. … Continue reading

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Birth Control For Grandma

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her To bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her. As … Continue reading

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Concerned

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor … Continue reading

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Hot & Cold Sex

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After my wife … Continue reading

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Miracle Cure

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you said yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor about Sauvignon Blanc. Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural … Continue reading

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The Cure

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into … Continue reading

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Too Tight

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, “I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what’s wrong with me?” “Let’s begin with a few questions,” said the doctor. “Do you drink much?” “Alcohol?” … Continue reading

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