Tag Archives: Dog

Tired Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and wee-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats … Continue reading

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Life Explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading

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Dog in Heat

A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.” “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask you father. I think he’s in … Continue reading

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A Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the … Continue reading

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God loves drunk people too

My wife and I were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on our front door and the dog barking. I get up and go to the door where a drunken stranger is standing in the pouring Arizona monsoon … Continue reading

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Gorilla Catcher

A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an advert for “Gorilla Catchers” He calls the number, and the gorilla catcher, Santa, says he … Continue reading

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The Little Red Wagon

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he notice the little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The … Continue reading

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My New Neighbor

She’s single… She lives right across the street. I can see her condo from my deck. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and … Continue reading

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Costco Doctor

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies “There’s a … Continue reading

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Hell of a Day

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, … Continue reading

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