Tag Archives: Drinks

Senior pick up

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looking image. Seated at the end of the bar is an fine-looking elderly lady. … Continue reading

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Senior Pick-Up Line

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking  plaid suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar … Continue reading

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A Sportsman’s Double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old, In fact she wasn’t too bad at all! We drank a bit, we had a snuggle, and she asked me if … Continue reading

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Choices

A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London. The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight … Continue reading

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My Desire

Someday I guess I’m just gonna get arrested, but I can’t resist off-the-wall humor when people least expect it… I went into this department store and was greeted by a female salesgirl, who said,”Good afternoon sir, and what is it … Continue reading

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Shrinks and Drinks

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s someone … Continue reading

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Ole & Sven

Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, “I vish ve had somethin ta … Continue reading

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