Tag Archives: Drunk

A Jewish Cab Driver

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and         laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no … Continue reading

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DUI-Montana Style

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Miles City,  MT.  After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk.The man stumbled around the parking lot for a … Continue reading

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Don’t Drink & Drive

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving.  As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time … Continue reading

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Give Thanks and keep your mouth shut!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more … Continue reading

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I need a push

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. … Continue reading

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The Hangover

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad … Continue reading

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God loves drunk people too

My wife and I were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on our front door and the dog barking. I get up and go to the door where a drunken stranger is standing in the pouring Arizona monsoon … Continue reading

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Confession

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on … Continue reading

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Jesus Christ

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, “I’m Jesus Christ.” The first priest says, “No, son, you’re not.” So the drunk says it to the second priest. “I’m Jesus Christ.” The second … Continue reading

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The Irishman

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink Is driving home from the city one night and, Of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to … Continue reading

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