Tag Archives: Farmer

The Farmer And The Rooster

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got … Continue reading

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The Farmer and the City Slicker

A city boy moved to the country and bought a mule from an old farmer. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad … Continue reading

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Life Explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading

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Farm Life

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he … Continue reading

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Strategy

An old farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at … Continue reading

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Tax Time

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” “He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. … Continue reading

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The Sky is Falling

Back when I was very young, my school teacher read the of story Chicken Little to our class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read “…and so Chicken Little … Continue reading

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The Pig Farmers

A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided … Continue reading

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What a Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to the local bar  . . . . . .  He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence,” said … Continue reading

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Rosco the Rooster

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The farmer said, “Thats my pet rooster, Rosco. Wherever I go, Rosco goes.” “I’m sorry sir,” said … Continue reading

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