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My First Irish Drink With My Son

I was reading an article last night about Fathers and sons, and Memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our first pub which is only two blocks … Continue reading

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25 Things Mama Taught Me

25 Things Mama Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’ 2. My mother taught me RELIGION ‘You better pray that … Continue reading

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The Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy … Continue reading

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The Polite Way To Call Someone a Bastard

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even … Continue reading

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Estate Planning

Tom was a single guy living at home with his father working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which … Continue reading

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The Lie Detector Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says,  “I did some schoolwork.” … Continue reading

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Don’t be Nervous

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what … Continue reading

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The Pregnant Prostitute

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, “do you know who the father is?” “For heavens sake , if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?”

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The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has … Continue reading

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Waiting in line

While at Whole Food supermarket, I noticed that there was a woman in line at another check-out. Our eyes met, she raised her hand to wave, and smiled. I was rather taken aback, although she looked familiar. I just couldn’t … Continue reading

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