Tag Archives: Fishing

Another Fishing Tale

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog … Continue reading

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Woman’s Poem/Man’s Poem

Woman’s Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep. One who’s handsome, smart, and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, one who calls, not … Continue reading

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Marriage Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from … Continue reading

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The Bass Boat

A good old northern Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that. There ain’t no water deep enough to float … Continue reading

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Everything under one roof

A young guy from West Virginia moves to  Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking  for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales  experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a … Continue reading

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Channel Surfing

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For god’s … Continue reading

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Earl and Bubba

And then; Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife – she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.” Earl spits overboard, … Continue reading

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Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog … Continue reading

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Blind Salesman

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.  She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and  goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate … Continue reading

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Rules of Marriage

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from … Continue reading

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