Tag Archives: Golf

Golfers and Drinkers

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, … Continue reading

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Vern

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, So for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club. The … Continue reading

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Pillow Chatter

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading. The wife  looks over at him and asks the question…. “What would you do if I died?  Would you get married again? “Definitely not!” he exclaims. “Why not?  Don’t you … Continue reading

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The Man Who Gave Up Sex For Golf

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and … Continue reading

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The Golfer

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the … Continue reading

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Life till 85

Here’s something to think about . . . . . . I recently picked a new G.P. doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I’ve just reached 65). A … Continue reading

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The Polite Way To Call Someone a Bastard

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even … Continue reading

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Sensitivity Training

The room was  full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies,  remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially  beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery  that much easier. Just pace yourself, … Continue reading

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Will I Live to See 80

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing  ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I am turning 65). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’ She … Continue reading

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A Golf Story

The Ambidextrous Golfer A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about … Continue reading

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