Tag Archives: Golfer

She’s the Golfer

Debbie decided to tie the knot with her long time boyfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, she was cleaning her golf shoes. Her husband was standing there watching her. After a long period of silence he finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve … Continue reading

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Peeing on the Flowers

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic¬† garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.¬† Noticing this, a policeman … Continue reading

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My wife won’t like it!

A golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a “beautiful” real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. “Hey, are you okay, what’s your name?” “Willis,” he replied. “Willis forget … Continue reading

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The Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, “I’m … Continue reading

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Italian Golfer

A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New Jersey were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Italian from New Jersey fumed, “What’s with those … Continue reading

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