Tag Archives: Hospital

A Second Chance at Life

A 60 year old woman suffered a heart attack and was rushed to a nearby hospital. During surgery she had a near death experience and saw God. She asked him, “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another … Continue reading

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Send The Bill to My Brother-n-Law

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.He … Continue reading

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Toilet Seat All Fixed

My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the fancy wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out shopping. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter … Continue reading

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Shouldn’t fool with Mother Nature

A 65 year old A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have … Continue reading

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Get me to the hospital

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my … Continue reading

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Play on Words

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the “upturn.” “I think, you mean the ‘intern,’ don’t you?” asked the nurse on duty. “Yes,” said the girl. “I want to have a ‘contamination.’” … Continue reading

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Emergency Call To Wife

Husband’s Message (by cellphone): Honey, a car has hit me outside of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems … Continue reading

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Some Men Never Listen

In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said “you may use the ladies room if you promise not to … Continue reading

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Irish Twins

Irish Twins A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks … Continue reading

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Men Never Listen

In a Phoenix hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to  get into the men’s restroom, but it had always  been occupied. A nurse noticed his  predicament. Sir, she said  ‘ You may use the ladies room if you promise … Continue reading

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