Tag Archives: Husband

Season Pass

My wife and I went over to the new seniors complex to check it out, just in case one of us had to move there. The manager addressed all the new seniors vistors pointing out some of the rules: “The … Continue reading

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Christmas Story

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.   As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset, … Continue reading

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Toilet Seat All Fixed

My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the fancy wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out shopping. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter … Continue reading

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Wait till the floor is dry!

Lisa Wilhelm A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested the woman?” “Not yet. The floor’s … Continue reading

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Calling in Sick

Cat Lover or Not,  this is Hysterical! We’ve all had  trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top  this one: Calling in sick to work makes me  uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I  always get … Continue reading

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Hot & Cold Sex

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After my wife … Continue reading

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Counseling

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and … Continue reading

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A Burger or a Kiss

Wife: Can you help me with the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am… a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, … Continue reading

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Vern

Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, So for his birthday she takes him to a local Strip club. The … Continue reading

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Pillow Chatter

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading. The wife  looks over at him and asks the question…. “What would you do if I died?  Would you get married again? “Definitely not!” he exclaims. “Why not?  Don’t you … Continue reading

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