Tag Archives: Irish

Happy St Patrick’s Day

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY!!! May you have: A world of wishes at your command. God and his angels close to hand. Friends and family their love to impart, and Irish blessings deep in your heart! May the Irish hills caress … Continue reading

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Irish Twins

Irish Twins A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks … Continue reading

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Two Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. “Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to … Continue reading

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Even God enjoys a good laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2.   He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went … Continue reading

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Taxes Due

Father O’Malley answers his phone: “Hello… is this Father O’Malley?” “It Tis!” “This is the IRS.” “Well then, how can I help you?” “Do you know a Mr.Ted Houlihan?” “Yes, Yes I do!” “Is he a member of your congregation?” … Continue reading

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The Ballerina

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland. She raised her massive right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man … Continue reading

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Where’s the Polish Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘prejudice’ these days……………. A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The guy , clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. … Continue reading

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The Irish Prostitute

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily. Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t … Continue reading

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The Weenie Test

Three 3rd Graders: an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” he says. “Okay.” They … Continue reading

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An Irish Priest

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep … Continue reading

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