Tag Archives: Italian

Quickies

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him… What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment… What is the difference between a Southern Zoo … Continue reading

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The Deaf Italian Bookeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so … Continue reading

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An Italian Girl

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey,” she says. “What would you like me to bring back for you?” He laughs and says, “An Italian girl!” … Continue reading

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Playing Poker

Seven retired Italian guys were playing poker in a Boca Raton, FL condo clubhouse when Guido lost $500 ona single hand. He clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table, chips flew everywhere. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, … Continue reading

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My Cousin Tony

My cousin, Tony, owned one of the biggest and fastest-growing businesses in Miami, a furniture store. I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to check out the merchandise himself And because he was still single, … Continue reading

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Even God enjoys a good laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2.   He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went … Continue reading

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Wise Old Italian Grandfather

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated …38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I … Continue reading

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Spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large … Continue reading

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Where’s the Polish Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘prejudice’ these days……………. A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The guy , clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. … Continue reading

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Italian Golfer

A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Italian from New Jersey were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Italian from New Jersey fumed, “What’s with those … Continue reading

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