Tag Archives: Jewish

The Christmas Party

The Christmas Party FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: ALL EMPLOYEES DATE: December 18 RE: Christmas Party I am happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 24, starting at noon in the … Continue reading

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It’s that time of year!

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies; “I have a question to ask you but I don’t … Continue reading

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Rye Bread

Two old Jewish guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and … Continue reading

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Mexican Jews

Two old Jewish men, Sis and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born & raised in Mexico?” Abe replies, “I don’t know, let’s … Continue reading

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The Jewish Grandmother

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front … Continue reading

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It’s Halloween

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to … Continue reading

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Nymphomaniacs Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat .. As fate would have … Continue reading

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Even God enjoys a good laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2.   He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went … Continue reading

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The Jewish Tie Salesman

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish … Continue reading

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They all look alike!

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising … Continue reading

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