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Senior pick up

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looking image. Seated at the end of the bar is an fine-looking elderly lady. … Continue reading

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God’s Wife

A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering With cold. A lady approached the young boy and said, ‘My, but you’re in such deep thought staring in … Continue reading

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Senior Pick-Up Line

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-lookingĀ  plaid suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar … Continue reading

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The Cure

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into … Continue reading

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Peeing on the Flowers

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a … Continue reading

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Strategy

An old farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at … Continue reading

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True Story

Lee Trevino/Why I Mow My Own Lawn : a true story. You gotta love him. One day shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas … Continue reading

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Marriage Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from … Continue reading

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My Cousin Tony

My cousin, Tony, owned one of the biggest and fastest-growing businesses in Miami, a furniture store. I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to check out the merchandise himself And because he was still single, … Continue reading

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Whats The Price

A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if … Continue reading

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