Tag Archives: Lawyer

Square Testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had … Continue reading

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The Deaf Italian Bookeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so … Continue reading

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The Stop Sign

“A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for … Continue reading

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Proof

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof?”, asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the man. “Okay, then write … Continue reading

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Courtroom Drama

A  motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and  comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the … Continue reading

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Costco Doctor

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies “There’s a … Continue reading

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Sweet Revenge

A student is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl sat by a table alone: “Do you mind if I sit beside you” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T … Continue reading

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West Texas Sheriff’s Exam

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″, strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally … Continue reading

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The Lawyer and the Psychologist

A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you ???” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!!” All the students in the … Continue reading

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The Lawyer and the Crab

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.  … Continue reading

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