Tag Archives: Man

Lifestyle Change

This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had … Continue reading

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Send The Bill to My Brother-n-Law

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.He … Continue reading

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The Blind Man

On a hot summer day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their church. After sweating for a few hours in their black robes, they decided to take them off and paint naked. An hour later, someone knocked … Continue reading

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The Nice Man on the Bus

THE NICE MAN ON THE BUS A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said, “Come on sweetie, eat … Continue reading

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The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and … Continue reading

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I need a push

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. … Continue reading

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Powerful Medicine

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile … Continue reading

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The Man Who Gave Up Sex For Golf

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and … Continue reading

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He says, She says

He says, “I’m the man of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru that door…Afterwards, while I’m relaxing in my chair, you’ll bring me my … Continue reading

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Death Threat

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout…, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the … Continue reading

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