Tag Archives: Men

Men are Happy

Why Men Are Not Depressed Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water … Continue reading

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Restrooms

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restroom will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never … Continue reading

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Why Men Are Happier

Why Men Are Happier Your last name stays the same. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can never get pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. People never stare at … Continue reading

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Some Men Never Listen

In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said “you may use the ladies room if you promise not to … Continue reading

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Words to Live By

“It’s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve a problem without using violence.” Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should … Continue reading

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The Ocean View Restaurant

A group of 15-year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because they only had $6.00 among them and Jane Johnson, that … Continue reading

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Potty Break

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restroom will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never … Continue reading

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Women are from Venus…

NASA’s robot ‘Curiosity’ landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars!

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Passover for Men

Three men died and found themselves standing before the gates of Heaven. St. Peter told them that before he could let them into the kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. One man said: ‘Easter is a holiday … Continue reading

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Two sides to every story

Two Women are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare,”granted” me … Continue reading

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