Tag Archives: Minister

Holy Humor

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular … Continue reading

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The Ministers Wife

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says …”I’m sleeping with the minister’s wife. Can you keep him back in church for an hour after service for me?” ​ MIKE DOESN’T LIKE IT, BUT BEING A FRIEND, HE AGREES. ​After … Continue reading

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A Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the … Continue reading

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Better than a flu shot

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her sitting room. … Continue reading

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Pew Dozer

A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he dozed … Continue reading

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Typo

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to … Continue reading

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The Organist

A small church in Slidell, Louisiana had a very attractive big-busted organist, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were … Continue reading

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Grandma’s Boyfriend

Grandma’s boyfriend : A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.   Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,   ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa … Continue reading

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Four Worms in Church

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container … Continue reading

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