Tag Archives: Mom

Thanksgiving Divorce

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in … Continue reading

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Little Larry

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, ‘Dad, why … Continue reading

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The Stranger

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger  who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger … Continue reading

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The Dinner Blessing

A Mom invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what you hear Mommy … Continue reading

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486-5731

‘Hello?’ ‘Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’ ‘No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’ After a brief pause, Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’ ‘Oh, yes I do, and … Continue reading

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Farm Life

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he … Continue reading

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Mama’s Bible

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful  doctors and lawyers.. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 75th birthday gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida . … Continue reading

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Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie’ with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities. “There’s a car … Continue reading

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Dog in Heat

A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.” “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask you father. I think he’s in … Continue reading

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Only two more isles to go

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her “no.” The little girl immediately began … Continue reading

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