Tag Archives: Money

A Jewish Cab Driver

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and         laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no … Continue reading

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Golfers and Drinkers

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, … Continue reading

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Holy Humor

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular … Continue reading

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Square Testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had … Continue reading

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The Deaf Italian Bookeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so … Continue reading

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Marketing

Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One had a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding a Star of  David. Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but put money … Continue reading

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Peeing on the Flowers

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a … Continue reading

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The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. Then again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an … Continue reading

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Cowboy Boots

A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about … Continue reading

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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages in the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: … Continue reading

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