Tag Archives: Mother

Happy Mothers Day

In wine there is wisdom In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria Therefore it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. Happy Mothers Day!

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Making Doilies

As a new bride, Aunt Dottie moved into the small home on her husband’s ranch. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For 50 years Uncle Ed left … Continue reading

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A Sportsman’s Double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old, In fact she wasn’t too bad at all! We drank a bit, we had a snuggle, and she asked me if … Continue reading

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Vaseline Survey

A man doing market research knocked on a door and greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.  He said, “I’m doing research for Vaseline.  Have you used the product?”  She replied, “Yes, my … Continue reading

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Three Virgins

Three Virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a  bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few … Continue reading

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The Potty

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. … Continue reading

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The Last Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: ‘I have something I must confess.’ ‘There’s no need to, ‘his wife replied. ‘No,’ he insisted, ‘I want to die in peace. I slept with … Continue reading

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The Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy … Continue reading

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The Polite Way To Call Someone a Bastard

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even … Continue reading

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Don’t be Nervous

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what … Continue reading

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