Tag Archives: Naked

A Jewish Cab Driver

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and         laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no … Continue reading

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The Blind Man

On a hot summer day, four nuns were assigned to paint a room in their church. After sweating for a few hours in their black robes, they decided to take them off and paint naked. An hour later, someone knocked … Continue reading

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Bob The Undertaker

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day.” replied Bob. “I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in … Continue reading

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Calling in Sick

Cat Lover or Not,  this is Hysterical! We’ve all had  trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top  this one: Calling in sick to work makes me  uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I  always get … Continue reading

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‘Hello?’ ‘Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’ ‘No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’ After a brief pause, Daddy says, ‘But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’ ‘Oh, yes I do, and … Continue reading

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Retired Prostitutes

One day, while going to the shop, I passéd by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.  I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my … Continue reading

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Today’s My Birthday

Today is my birthday. I went into the kitchen for breakfast hoping my husband would have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning. I thought…well, the kids will remember. I was wrong. So … Continue reading

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Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ‘THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ … Continue reading

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Neighborly Love

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the … Continue reading

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Hot to Trot

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they … Continue reading

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