Tag Archives: New York City

Super Bowl Tickets

A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation etc, But he didn’t realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding – … Continue reading

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A Jewish Cab Driver

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and         laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no … Continue reading

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His name was Ole

His name was Ole.  He was from Minnesota.  And he needed a loan. So, he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for a loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Oslo … Continue reading

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Retirement Options

You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where… 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for … Continue reading

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Free Trip to Italy

A young New York City woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. “You have … Continue reading

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