Tag Archives: Nurse

A Professional

“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.” “Okay then,” said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had … Continue reading

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18 Hour Shift

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18 hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at … Continue reading

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Play on Words

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the “upturn.” “I think, you mean the ‘intern,’ don’t you?” asked the nurse on duty. “Yes,” said the girl. “I want to have a ‘contamination.’” … Continue reading

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The Will

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a video recorder be in place to … Continue reading

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Some Men Never Listen

In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said “you may use the ladies room if you promise not to … Continue reading

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Ralph and Edna

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna … Continue reading

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My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home… One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, ‘Yes, Nurse ‘My Private Part died today, and I am … Continue reading

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Men Never Listen

In a Phoenix hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to  get into the men’s restroom, but it had always  been occupied. A nurse noticed his  predicament. Sir, she said  ‘ You may use the ladies room if you promise … Continue reading

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Norma

A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and … Continue reading

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Lady’s Yearly Exam

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