Tag Archives: Office

Calling in Sick

Cat Lover or Not,  this is Hysterical! We’ve all had  trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top  this one: Calling in sick to work makes me  uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I  always get … Continue reading

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Emergency Call To Wife

Husband’s Message (by cellphone): Honey, a car has hit me outside of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems … Continue reading

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The Cure

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into … Continue reading

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Today’s My Birthday

Today is my birthday. I went into the kitchen for breakfast hoping my husband would have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning. I thought…well, the kids will remember. I was wrong. So … Continue reading

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Car-Pooling

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to … Continue reading

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The Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was 20 down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your … Continue reading

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Psychiatrist and Prostologist

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.   Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones … Continue reading

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Why I Am Divorced

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As … Continue reading

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$7 Sex

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’ The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he … Continue reading

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Georgia

The  owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused  about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask  his secretary for some mathematical  help. He  called her into his office and said, “Y’all  graduated from the  University of Georgia … Continue reading

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