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Happy Easter

PASTOR: “Praise The Lord!” CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!” PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablets, laptops, iPads, smart phones, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.” P-A-U-S-E-………. “Now let us pray … Continue reading

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How many women can you marry

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you … Continue reading

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The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. Then again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an … Continue reading

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Innocence is Priceless

One Sunday morning in 1944, the pastor noticed little Ronnie standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year … Continue reading

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Sunday’s Sermon

A Minister decided to do something a little different. He said ‘Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing … Continue reading

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Better than a flu shot

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her sitting room. … Continue reading

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Amen!

A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started … Continue reading

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Pastor’s Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card … Continue reading

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Churche Services of the Future

PASTOR: “Praise The Lord!” CONGREGATION: “Hallelujah!” PASTOR: “Will everyone please turn on their tablets, laptops, iPads, smart phones, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.” P-A-U-S-E-………. “Now let us pray … Continue reading

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Church Gossip

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and … Continue reading

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