Tag Archives: Phoenix

Thanksgiving Divorce

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in … Continue reading

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Retire to Phoenix

You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where… 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You’ve experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive … Continue reading

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Group Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, (from Mesa) Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your … Continue reading

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Homesick Snowbird

I was in Phoenix the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, “I miss Chicago.” So, being a good senior citizen, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out one tire and … Continue reading

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Hot Day in Phoenix

It was a hot day in Phoenix. Lena hung out the wash to dry, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. … Continue reading

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