Tag Archives: Pilot

Area 51

Unites States Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51.” One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this ’secret’ base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated. The pilot’s story … Continue reading

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Fifty Dollars is Fifty Dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d really like to ride in that helicopter.’ Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, … Continue reading

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The Preacher and the Pilot

A preacher dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, ‘Who are you, so that … Continue reading

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The Female Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:  Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.   The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their … Continue reading

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Mayday…Mayday

Mayday…Mayday A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. “Mayday, mayday!  My pilot just died!” Ground control received her call for help and … Continue reading

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