Tag Archives: Police

DUI-Montana Style

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Miles City,  MT.  After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk.The man stumbled around the parking lot for a … Continue reading

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Police Inquiry

Andy, 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night . Ron replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the … Continue reading

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Don’t Drink & Drive

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving.  As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time … Continue reading

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Wait till the floor is dry!

Lisa Wilhelm A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested the woman?” “Not yet. The floor’s … Continue reading

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Bubba And Earl

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer. Bubba says to Earl: “Lookey thar up ahead it’s a dadgum police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!” Don’t worry, Bubba,” … Continue reading

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Ole and the Hooker

Ole was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty dollars,” she whispers. He’s never been with a hooker before, so he figures, “what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks…”… So they … Continue reading

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Don’t Drink and Drive

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving.  As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time … Continue reading

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Please Shut up

A  police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80  miles per hour , sir .” The driver says,  “Goodness, officer, I had it on  cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs … Continue reading

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The Car Keys

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed … Continue reading

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Courtroom Drama

A  motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and  comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the … Continue reading

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