Tag Archives: Pregnant

There are worse things

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition … Continue reading

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Why Men Are Happier

Why Men Are Happier Your last name stays the same. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can never get pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. People never stare at … Continue reading

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Play on Words

A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the “upturn.” “I think, you mean the ‘intern,’ don’t you?” asked the nurse on duty. “Yes,” said the girl. “I want to have a ‘contamination.’” … Continue reading

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Farm Life

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he … Continue reading

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Irish Twins

Irish Twins A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks … Continue reading

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The Drunk Taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.. The director of the factory wondered how to … Continue reading

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The Pig Farmers

A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided … Continue reading

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Sensitivity Training

The room was  full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies,  remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially  beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery  that much easier. Just pace yourself, … Continue reading

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The Pregnant Prostitute

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, “do you know who the father is?” “For heavens sake , if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?”

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Spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large … Continue reading

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