Tag Archives: Senior

Police Inquiry

Andy, 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night . Ron replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the … Continue reading

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Old Folks

I’m 73 and yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all of my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. … Continue reading

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A reason for speeding

An Arizona senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as … Continue reading

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Shouldn’t fool with Mother Nature

A 65 year old A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have … Continue reading

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Senior Pick-Up Line

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking  plaid suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar … Continue reading

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A Sportsman’s Double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old, In fact she wasn’t too bad at all! We drank a bit, we had a snuggle, and she asked me if … Continue reading

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Powerful Medicine

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for a consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile … Continue reading

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The Cure

Doctor Bloom, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting-room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into … Continue reading

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Peeing on the Flowers

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a … Continue reading

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The Agony of Aging

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, “You better get your hearing checked – You’re supposed to … Continue reading

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