Tag Archives: Seniors

Rye Bread

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked … Continue reading

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Senior pick up

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looking image. Seated at the end of the bar is an fine-looking elderly lady. … Continue reading

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Senior Discount

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the … Continue reading

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Old Age

Jack and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Jack didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a … Continue reading

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Senior Housing Complex

My wife and I went over to the new seniors complex to check it out, just in case one of us had to move there. The manager addressed all the new seniors vistors pointing out some of the rules: “The … Continue reading

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Nursing Home Sex

Nursing Home Sex ! Harold  is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen  Home. Every  night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded  garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his  accomplishments and long life. One  evening, Mildred, age … Continue reading

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Drinking Buddies

I pointed to the two older drinking guys across the bar from us and told my friend Bob, “That’ll be us in ten years.” He turned to me and said, “That’s a mirror, you dumb shit.”

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Rest Your Mind

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers’, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing. … Continue reading

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Senior Pick-Up Line

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking  plaid suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar … Continue reading

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Rye Bread

Two old Jewish guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and … Continue reading

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