Tag Archives: Sex

The Secret To Long Life

A  doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I  couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!  What … Continue reading

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Just the other night…

I was in a bar with my friend the other night, and I asked, “Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?” And he shot right back… “Aww, shit, and I just joined the Knights … Continue reading

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Drama in the Serengeti

‪Drama in the Serengeti! ‪A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. ‪While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.” … Continue reading

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Grandpa’s Version

Robbie was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, ‘Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in … Continue reading

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The Stranger

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger  who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger … Continue reading

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Think Twice Before Speaking

A woman phoned her neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.” To which the man replied: “Well the joke’s on … Continue reading

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Hot & Cold Sex

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After my wife … Continue reading

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Vaseline Survey

A man doing market research knocked on a door and greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.  He said, “I’m doing research for Vaseline.  Have you used the product?”  She replied, “Yes, my … Continue reading

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Three Virgins

Three Virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a  bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few … Continue reading

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The Man Who Gave Up Sex For Golf

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and … Continue reading

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