Tag Archives: Sister

Thanksgiving Divorce

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in … Continue reading

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Send The Bill to My Brother-n-Law

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.He … Continue reading

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Madam Devereaux

Madam Devereaux opened the brothel door in New Orleans and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.  “May I help you sir?” she asked.  The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.” “Sir, … Continue reading

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The Last Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: ‘I have something I must confess.’ ‘There’s no need to, ‘his wife replied. ‘No,’ he insisted, ‘I want to die in peace. I slept with … Continue reading

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Potentially and Realisically,

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ‘Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?’ The father thought for a moment, then answered, ‘Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for … Continue reading

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Health Insurance

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart … Continue reading

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Drug Store Dream

A real dilemma for the drugstore owners: Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and … Continue reading

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Hypothetical Verses Reality

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?” The father replies: “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you … Continue reading

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The Gift

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s Birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note… romantic , but … Continue reading

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Burglary in Florida

BURGLARY IN FLORIDA (You just can’t make this stuff up!!) When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich’s house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, … Continue reading

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