Tag Archives: Son

Lunch at the Mall

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There are worse things

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow addressed to ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition … Continue reading

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Concerned

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor … Continue reading

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My First Irish Drink With My Son

I was reading an article last night about Fathers and sons, and Memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Off we went to our first pub which is only two blocks … Continue reading

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The Will

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a video recorder be in place to … Continue reading

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Farm Life

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he … Continue reading

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The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. Then again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an … Continue reading

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Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie’ with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities. “There’s a car … Continue reading

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Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how  many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there  are three kinds of boobs: In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, … Continue reading

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Don’t be Nervous

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. “Yes, Dad, what … Continue reading

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