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Men are Happy

Why Men Are Not Depressed Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water … Continue reading

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Why Men Are Happier

Why Men Are Happier Your last name stays the same. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can never get pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. People never stare at … Continue reading

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Fathers Day

Why is Father’s Day in June? Well, because about a month after Mother’s Day, somebody went… “HEY…Wait a minute here….” So, now that Father’s day is only a few days away, and millions of wives and children are trying to … Continue reading

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A Sea Story

There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad… The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first … Continue reading

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My Desire

Someday I guess I’m just gonna get arrested, but I can’t resist off-the-wall humor when people least expect it… I went into this department store and was greeted by a female salesgirl, who said,”Good afternoon sir, and what is it … Continue reading

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25 Things Mama Taught Me

25 Things Mama Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’ 2. My mother taught me RELIGION ‘You better pray that … Continue reading

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Gynecologist’s Assistant

A  retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , and saw a Card  advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he went in and Asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; “The … Continue reading

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Female Medical Exam

During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.” The lady starts taking off her underwear … Continue reading

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Fathers Day

Why is Father’s Day in June? Well, because about a month after Mother’s Day, somebody went… “HEY…Wait a minute here….” So, now that Father’s day is only a few days away, and millions of wives and children are trying to … Continue reading

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Second Opinion

The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure … Continue reading

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