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Happy Mothers Day

In wine there is wisdom In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria Therefore it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. Happy Mothers Day!

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Grandma’s Proper Dosage

For better digestion I drink Guinness. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. When I have a cold I … Continue reading

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Grandma’s Natural Remedies

Yes, our grandmothers had their own natural remedies. Here’s one grandma that passes on her knowledge to her grandchild from her own personal experiences: “To improve my digestion I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine, for … Continue reading

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Mothers Day Wisdom

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria. Remember: Water=Poop, Wine=Health Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and full of shit.

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The Bathtub Test

During  a visit to my  doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not  an older  person should be put in an Care Home?” “Well,”  he said, “we fill up a  bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a  … Continue reading

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