Tag Archives: Wedding

Super Bowl Tickets

A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation etc, But he didn’t realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding – … Continue reading

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Give Thanks and keep your mouth shut!

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more … Continue reading

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Why Men Are Happier

Why Men Are Happier Your last name stays the same. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can never get pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. People never stare at … Continue reading

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How many women can you marry

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you … Continue reading

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The Dot

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the … Continue reading

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Marriage Rules

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: ‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from … Continue reading

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A Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the … Continue reading

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The Dress

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified … Continue reading

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Set Em Up Joe

At a recent wedding party, someone stood up and yelled, “All of the married men in here please stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living.” The bartender was crushed to death. ‘Used with permission … Continue reading

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