Tag Archives: Wife

A Friend in Need

I am reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help who wishes to remain anonymous. His wife told him to get out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. … Continue reading

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Golfers and Drinkers

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, … Continue reading

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Season Pass

My wife and I went over to the new seniors complex to check it out, just in case one of us had to move there. The manager addressed all the new seniors vistors pointing out some of the rules: “The … Continue reading

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Text Auto Correct

Hi Bill, This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you … Continue reading

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Good News & Bad News

A friend came over the other day and I said to him,  “I have good news and bad news for you.” He replied, “I have had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first.” “My wife told me that … Continue reading

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Christmas Story

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.   As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset, … Continue reading

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Toilet Seat All Fixed

My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the fancy wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out shopping. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter … Continue reading

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Calling in Sick

Cat Lover or Not,  this is Hysterical! We’ve all had  trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top  this one: Calling in sick to work makes me  uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I  always get … Continue reading

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Private Parts

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! ‘I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz,’ the mortician commented, … Continue reading

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Hot & Cold Sex

After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’ ‘In fact, I do.’ said the old man. “After my wife … Continue reading

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