Tag Archives: Wine

Don’t Drink & Drive

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving.  As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time … Continue reading

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Happy Mothers Day

In wine there is wisdom In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria Therefore it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. Happy Mothers Day!

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Miracle Cure

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you said yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor about Sauvignon Blanc. Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural … Continue reading

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Girls Camp-Out

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls Camp-Out trip. Complete with outdoor shower set-up, gourmet grill meals and plenty of wine! Two days before the group is to leave, Mary’s husband puts his foot down and tells her she … Continue reading

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Happy Mothers Day

In wine there is wisdom In beer there is freedom In water there is bacteria Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. … Continue reading

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Grandma’s Proper Dosage

For better digestion I drink Guinness. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. When I have a cold I … Continue reading

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Blue Plate Special

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.’ One Cent?’ the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and … Continue reading

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“Hallelujah!!”

A Preacher said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And the congregation cried,”Amen!” “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw … Continue reading

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Grandma’s Natural Remedies

Yes, our grandmothers had their own natural remedies. Here’s one grandma that passes on her knowledge to her grandchild from her own personal experiences: “To improve my digestion I drink beer, for loss of appetite I drink white wine, for … Continue reading

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Life till 85

Here’s something to think about . . . . . . I recently picked a new G.P. doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I’ve just reached 65). A … Continue reading

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