Tag Archives: Woman

Shouldn’t fool with Mother Nature

A 65 year old A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have … Continue reading

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A Sportsman’s Double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old, In fact she wasn’t too bad at all! We drank a bit, we had a snuggle, and she asked me if … Continue reading

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The Redhead

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and … Continue reading

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He says, She says

He says, “I’m the man of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru that door…Afterwards, while I’m relaxing in my chair, you’ll bring me my … Continue reading

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Death Threat

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout…, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the … Continue reading

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The Parrot

A woman received a parrot for her birthday. The Parrot had a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive, to say the least, very rude. The woman tried hard to change the bird’s attitude, saying polite … Continue reading

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Good Advice

A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. “Take my advice,” said the neighbor, “and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three … Continue reading

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Woman’s Poem/Man’s Poem

Woman’s Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep. One who’s handsome, smart, and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, one who calls, not … Continue reading

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The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages in the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: … Continue reading

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Perception

An English professor wrote the words, “A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “A woman: without … Continue reading

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