Tag Archives: Women

A Second Chance at Life

A 60 year old woman suffered a heart attack and was rushed to a nearby hospital. During surgery she had a near death experience and saw God. She asked him, “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another … Continue reading

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Restrooms

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restroom will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never … Continue reading

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The Dot

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the … Continue reading

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Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ‘THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ … Continue reading

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Words to Live By

“It’s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve a problem without using violence.” Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should … Continue reading

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Sensitivity Training

The room was  full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies,  remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially  beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery  that much easier. Just pace yourself, … Continue reading

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Potty Break

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restroom will never speak a word to each other. Women who’ve never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never … Continue reading

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Trivia

I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong.  The question was Where do women have the curliest hair?? The answer I should have given was Fiji .

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Two Women Talking in Heaven

1st woman:    Hi, Wanda! 2nd woman:   Hi, Sylvia!  How’d you die? 1st woman:    I froze to death. 2nd woman:   How horrible! 1st woman:    It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & … Continue reading

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A Golf Story

The Ambidextrous Golfer A group of guys lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn’t the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the guys talking about … Continue reading

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