The Bass Boat

A good old Kentucky boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home
and his wife says,
“What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep nuf to float a boat within 100 miles a here.”
He says, “I won it and I’m a-gonna keep it.”
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks
where his brother is.
She says, “He’s out there in his bass boat”, pointin to the field behind the
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a
big field sittin in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand. He yells out to
him, “What are you doin’?”
His brother replies, “I’m fishin’. What does it look like I’m a doin’?”
His brother yells, “Its people like you that give people from Kentucky a bad
name, makin’ everybody think we’re stupid. If’n I could swim, I’d come out there
and whip your ass!”

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